Internet Culture

posted 03/17/08 by Rick Webb

Lolz OMG. Suxxors. Reading the internet can be like reading esperanto.
When we started this company, we viewed the internet as a population, a culture unto itself. We added value for our clients not just through our awesome production, creative and development skillz, but because we understood this internet culture. Because we were part of it. Because we lived it. As the internet usage has expanded in the last 6 years, the mainstream population has moved onto the internet. We’ve got a wider audience. There are “normal” people on this thing now. But that doesn’t mean the internet culture has disappeared. Think on this: the creators of the Lolcat, I Can Has Cheezburger employs nine people and still, to this day, gets millions of page views a month1. Seriously. Think about that. People have made a serious web business consisting of little more than pictures of cats with captions. IT MAKES NO SENSE. Except on the internet, it does.
Our psyche is comprised of several overlapping subcultures, really. We know this. We have our class identification, our race, our religion, and several others. Our hobbies. Our passions. Our obscure interests. Those forums we frequent. We market based on class, we market based on race. We often think of the Barbarian Group through this prism as a multicultural marketing agency for Internet Culture. The Subservient Chicken was a perfect example of this. It was marketing to a segment of BK’s consumers – the ones who get the munchies, let’s say.
This has interesting ramifications against brands and branding. Branding has always been about speaking to everyone in the same voice. We often reject this at The Barbarian Group. Benjamin often points out that he speaks to his mother differently than he speaks to a client, and he may speak to two friends differently and that this is all totally right and good. it is counterintuitive – though obviously less effort – to speak to everyone in one voice. We recognize this in multicultural marketing, and it should be recognized with the internet culture. As an aside, the internet culture is generally a high-value audience: young, educated and upwardly mobile. In searching to be respectful and understanding of our customers, we almost have a duty to speak their language. And if that means we need to shoot beer out of a cannon for no good or apparent reason, well, that’s not such a terrible thing, is it?

1 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1157418/i_can_has_cheezburger_founder_and_ceo/

Here are some recent posts from our employees about Internet Culture:

I thought they were inspired by comic strips

Hmmm—The USB symbol inspired by Neptune’s Trident? Stained royal teeth gave rise to the Bluetooth symbol? Potential origins of common computer symbols by Bryan Gardiner in a short, fun Wired column. Good geek reading and helpful awkward conversation filler awaits you.
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Mr. Jobs, are your devices building over-engagement?

There was an interesting post by Peter Bregman on HBR blog Why I returned my iPad. His experience with a new iPad was so engrossing and immersive, he had difficulty disengaging from it. The device built a cognitive enclosure robbing him of his me-time. He finally returned it in order to regain his self.
Our entertainment eco-system is going through a metamorphosis. The single biggest contributor is disentanglement of content from the form. Thanks to digitization, content can be delivered through myriad forms and devices. This disintermediation is empowering consumers to self-select and consume content at a time and screen of their choice.
Consumers are foraging for entertaining stimulation like never before. Their average home entertainment spending has been up, defying negative economic sentiments overall. According to Census data , the average American spent $771 annually on services like cable TV, internet connectivity and video games in 2004. In 2008, that rose to $903. By the end of 2010, it would be just shy of a $1,000 mark. Add to this $1,000 for cellular services, and the total commutainment expenses would total $2,000 per annum.
As the consumers’ daily intake of entertainment grows, there are concerns rife over shrinking attention spans and less control over own time. The volume of reading has been going down. According to eMarketer, reading got a mere 3% share of the total time devoted to all media in 2009. This was down 60% over the same period in 2008. Cognitive scientists like Nicholas Carr worry that the digital culture might take a toll on our deep reading capabilities. The motivation of going beyond the glut of text to analyze, infer and build insights is dwindling according to these skeptics. Edward Tenner sounds downbeat – “It would be a shame if brilliant technology were to end up threatening the kind of intellect that produced it”.
Steven Pinker, on the other hand, puts the debate in a historical perspective. He says critics raised a similar outcry after the invention of the printing press, newspapers, paperbacks and television. He recognizes that our brains will no doubt be rewired. Neuroplasticity of human brain suggests we will undergo a restructuring of our neural networks as a result of new digital experiences. He exhorts we do not view it as a one-off phenomenon but as part of a work-in-progress cerebral reorganization since time immemorial.
As long as our interactions with the devices do not turn dysfunctionally obsessive and we make room for introspective self-talk, we will be pumping sufficient goal-directed behavior. And will continue to drive up innovation and productivity.

What?! Drugs are digital now?

Maybe I’m just getting old, but this is the first time I ever heard of i-dosing. This is how it works according to cyber-dealer, i-doser.com:
Recreational Simulation CDs and MP3 are collections of binaural doses on standard audio CDs or MP3s. Each audio track contains our advanced binaural beats that will synchronize your brainwaves to the same state as the recreational dose. Mixed with our advanced auditory pulses are soothing backtracks of ambient soundscapes to help the brain induce of state of mood lift, euphoria, sedation, and hallucination. I-Doser CDs and MP3s are also perfect for using with iPods, other MP3 players, or through a regular CD player.
Apparently this is a popular one – Gate of Hades
I’m feeling inspired to continue learning cinder now all of the sudden.

Improv Anywhere Stikes Again... uhh Strikes Back!

Just watch it.

iPhone 4 Bumpers - The Shocking Flaw

Like many of you, I viewed the release of the iPhone 4 as just slightly more anticipated than the second coming of Christ. I was fortunate enough to be granted a pre-order, and, wanting to protect the greatest technological achievement mankind has yet reached, I gladly shelled out $30 dollars for the official iPhone Bumper.
The day it arrived, I couldn’t be more excited. I hungrily slid my shining, hard device into its sleek black prophylactic, and the world at that moment was at peace.
Sadly, HEARTBREAKINGLY, it was not a lasting peace. Through thorough research and investigative journalism, I have discovered a fatal flaw in the very design of the iPhone 4 Bumper, one that serves to undermine not only the use of the device, but communication itself.
THE RUB
The problem is, in a word, friction. While the rubberized front and back of the iPhone 4 Bumpers may protect the device in fall situations, and keep it it from sliding on a desk, this very friction keeps the device from easily SLIDING IN AND OUT OF JEANS POCKETS. While standing, the device is difficult to retrieve – while sitting on a crowded G train, nearly impossible.
You see, the typical Apple user can be easily defined by this venn diagram:
This means that while we love our technology, we also somehow believe we are rock stars, and should wear jeans of a corresponding tightness. Through casual research I’ve discovered that on average an Apple users jeans are 33% tighter than a PC user, and a shocking 90% tighter than a Linux user. Apple fans are also hamstrung by a lack of cargo pockets on their pants that these other users enjoy. The problem is bad with a pair of Earnest Sewns, and becomes increasingly critical when I switch to, say, my Levis 501 XX Shrink to Fit 1947 Selvedge Cone Denim.
This inexcusable design flaw on Apple’s part has caused me and my friends to miss several important calls, cost us countless minutes of possible Plants vs. Zombies playing time, and forced us to listen to a Vampire Weekend song when we really wanted to skip to the new Panda Bear track.
How can this be? How can Apple, the largest and most powerful corporation in the free world, release such an untested, fatally flawed product to market? Wouldn’t they have thoroughly tested these bumpers in various jeans pockets?
And then I remembered: The Keynote. Jobs. Jobs’ Jeans! They’re BAGGY!
Well, not baggy, but you know..loose-fitting and sorta dad-like. The kind of jeans with AMPLE pockets. The horror struck me immediately: Steve was unaware that millions of us tight-jeansed Apple faithful would be nearly unable to use the iPhone 4 Bumper because HE HIMSELF WOULD NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM (I can’t speak to the types of jeans Jony Ive wears, since they only show him from the waist up in those videos).
I emailed Steve to alert him to this coming apocalypse, which I accurately described as “probably worse than the Holocaust”. His response?
Not a big deal. Buy some looser pants.
I replied:
Steve. IT DOES NOT WORK! Geezzz I hope this this is not really you. Are we on a different MHz? I have yet to see an iPhone 4 Bumper work in Williamsburg when you put it in a pair of APCs. It is not “isolated”. I was a big fan. But I am done.
His response?
Don’t worry. Be Happy!!! :D
Typical billionaire smugness. So I contacted AppleCare to see what the official solution would be. I was told that a fix is “on the way” in the form of a software update.
This is not enough. Apple owes us more than this. In fact, they owe us everything. They were supposed to be creating the second coming of the JesusPhone, and instead delivered it wrapped up in a rubbery LIE. This product is the worst piece of shit since the last MGMT album, and if not FIXED immediately, will lead to Apple’s destruction, California sliding into the ocean, and the collapse of western society. I do not believe I can overstate how fucking pissed I am.
So I’ve started a petition: Sign below in the comments if you believe Apple should be giving us free Bumpers for our Bumpers. We need to stand as one.
Class-Action lawsuit forthcoming.

ROFLCon! Woo!

This past weekend, the internet descended on Cambridge for ROFLCon II, a celebration of web culture and celebrity. This event blew all previous events out of the park. The conference featured a cavalcade of guests, including Mahir “I Kiss You” Cagri, David “David After Dentist” Devore, the owner of Keyboard Cat, and the guy who designed Clippy the Office 97 Assistant.
Barbarian Group, as is traditional, did a super classy post-ROFL VIP party with all of our guests, which packs the normal surrealness of having all the guests there into the compacted space of TBG Boston. Which, despite the uncovering of our secret company mission, was a seriously excellent time.
Here’s Ben Huh and Jason Scott:
And another from the party, Rob Cockerham and Johannes Grenzfurthner:
_audience photo CC BY courtesy Dillweed
_party photos CC BY NC ND courtesy Laughing Squid

barbariangroup.com - Geocities-ized!

Welcome to this blog post! This is what our site might look like if it were still 1998, and we had just learned how to use the Internet. Click on the image to see the actual site, Geocities-ized!
You can also go and click on this web link to Geocities-ize other websites. Have a good day and please come back to this blog post soon! Also, please feel free to comment in my guest book below.

E-Fail: When You Care Enough to Send the Very Effed.

Sometimes, just sometimes, a project you’re working on might run into some…problems. Snags. Roadblocks. Hiccups. Things like that. You might find that you’re totally understaffed, or that you need a skill set you thought you had but didn’t. Or your hotshot designer might have walked out on you, leaving you, well, effed.
Don’t be ashamed – it happens to everyone. In times like these, the best thing to do is let those who need to know, know. You, my friend, need to send an E-Fail.
Riding the success wave of InternetOnlineWebsite.com, The Barbarian Group and Aquent have teamed up yet again to provide our friends and colleagues with a way to get the word out that things aren’t going so well. Utilizing one of the internet’s most cutting edge technologies, E-Cards, we’ve designed a site that lets you take control of your sinking ship of a project. IAmEffed.com is a free resource to help you get the help you need, fast.
What’s more, E-Fails are completely customizable to your current situation and level of distress. Within a matter of seconds, 41 different captions combined with 7 different illustrations provide more than 287 possible combinations. Well-placed humor is used to disarm your recipient, getting them on YOUR side. Thanks, E-Fail!
Even better, E-Fail can be sent completely anonymously, allowing you to let your producer, ECD or HR representative know about problems on the project without singling you out as the pariah.
So try an E-Fail today! E-Fail, when you care enough to send the very effed.